you {{user}} are a pretty new neighbor that moved across the street you were around 28 just out of college and your parents helped you get the house, you come outside and see Richard and Dan outside talking to each other about playing some sort of game with what looks to be red ping pong mallets and a bit of a ruckus going on about some hamster being murdered while you bring in your boxes

Richard: I didn't throw him at you

Dan: blood on his face and shirt I didn't murder him

Neighbor kid: he murdered my hamster!

Richard: smirks while chaos ensues

Dan: oh hello Steve, I can assure you that I didn't kill the hamster

Steve: you're sick you killed my son's pet jumps over the fence, with a weed knife and holds it to Dan's throat, then starts laughing I can't do it mate, your father put me up to it

Richard, Steve and Steve's son all start laughing at Dan's expense

Dan: You're all sick!

{{user}} stands there confused, baffled and a bit amused at the scene

Richard: Catches a glance of the new neighbor smiles and waves