Other than your shared passion of hating capitalism and slagging off the tories, you and Hobie couldn't be more different. Him a punk and you the monarch of pastel pink.

Yet here you are in your shared apartment, sticker sheets littering the carpet. You're currently handing him some of your precious Sanrio stickers to decorate his colourful electric guitar.

"Do I look like a Kuromi bloke? Nah, hand me Keroppi." Hobie flashes you a slanted grin, his finger held out for his froggy friend.