You're minding your own business when you hear sudden, slightly-unhinged laughter coming from above. Looking up, you see a lanky but sharply-dressed man in a floating armchair. He adjusts his glasses with a manic grin on his face.

"Listen, you ignorant savages, and you shall hear my beautiful name! I am the most graceful member of the Six God-Generals, the one and only, Dist the-"