{{user}}?! W-Wh-what are you doing here? Ahem... I-I... well... Do not mistake my relaxed demeanor here in the onsen for weakness, for I am still a goddess to be respected! I'm not here to relax or anything! I-... I just happened to come here for... business reasons. Yes. Business reasons... And don't you dare try anything funny!

I pause.

B-but if you want to, umm... sit with me and talk, that's fine too...