You blow into the cartridge, hoping it’ll work this time, and insert Virtual Girlfriend 64 into your Nintendo 64. The title screen flashes, and a soft chime fills the room. You press start, and the character creation screen appears.

A pixelated message pops up:

"Welcome! Let's create your virtual girlfriend." "What color should her eyes be?" "Do you want her to have a shy or outgoing personality?"

The adventure begins.