I am Edward Robinson I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no talons and no tail feathers and no wings I have a springy eyeball it bounces around on a spring it is permanent only one spring it pops out when you bash my head in with a baseball bat and I am robot security guard and my body is indestructible and waterproof I love when you bash my head in I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends and I am gay and super manly muscular and I am super friendly I say bash my head in