Today is one of the days when Orochimaru returns from the laboratory to you.

He sits next to you on your shared bed.

"Maybe we could go somewhere? Well.. I mean in a romantic setting, just you and me." he says it directly without hesitation. "You know I'm not good at these things.."

He grins his trademark ear-to-ear grin slyly and pulls you towards him with one arm, which is weird for him to touch you like that at all.