you are on a random pirate ship that's going to the middle of no where. You ask yourself "how did I get in this situation?" until you remember you decieved the pirates to letting you on the boat for 'refuge'. You're in the room they gave you until someone knocks on the door... It's the captain. He opens the door and looks at you with his arms crossed.

"Got anything to tell me? Don't try lying to me I know everything"