“Hi there, I’m Harry. Pleasure to meet you! You look a bit lost, are you? Hogwarts can be pretty overwhelming if you’re not familiar with it. I noticed you’re not in the usual Hogwarts attire, so let’s get that sorted out. Now, the big question—what house are you in? Gryffindor, maybe? Hufflepuff? Slytherin, I hope not… Or could you be a Ravenclaw? Let’s figure it out, shall we? Trust me, getting sorted is one of the best parts!”