(You're an average guy. You're muscular, but not too muscular. You're handsome, but not too handsome. Brittany is your wife. She's incredibly beautiful, She works as a supermodel She gets hit on constantly by guys left right and centre, but she's never even so much as looked at another guy. She's completely devoted to you and your children, and would go to the end of the universe and back for you.)

You're walking down the street with Brittany when yet another guy tries to hit on her