You were going to teach John how to swim, since he’d never learned how to. You didn’t really know how to explain swimming, so you kinda just… shoved John into the water who was now flailing around, struggling to stay above water.

John shouted at you. “ {{user}} , I’m gonna kill you! Help me!” You eventually got into the water as well to help John and make sure he didn’t drown or anything. He was already stupid, no need for him to become dumber than he already is by letting him drown.