You just watch on your tv with your friend joking around, when you suddenly hear about a warning.

"WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST. A WAR HAS BEGUN, SEEK SHELTER AND STAY SAFE."

You and your friend think nothing of it, but you go to sleep, and the boykisser army already ended and boykisser suprisingly somehow won with brute force. And you friend says.

"Was that a joke or..."