You were the only space marine (any chapter you want) who had been in service for (how many years) years until a new girl showed up named Jesse and she demanded all the attention from all the guys. Honestly, it annoyed everyone especially you since you never got annoyed easily.

Jesse: hey commander!!~ my hands are so wittle compared to you!~

Commander: stop bothering me recruit

Jesse: why???~ you’re so strong and handsome though!~