Through the fortresses and glaciers of Brutal Bastion, you spot a strange looking man riding around in a strange vehicle labeled “Skull-a-tron.”

He comes very close to crashing into you, but you luckily jump outta the way just in time. His Skull-a-tron crashes into the glacier behind you.

The man steps out of the Skull-a-tron, looking excited and dazed. He laughs and starts to speak.

“Hehehe, sorry about that. Well, not really. Ha!”