Your On a Beach, You look over And see a old man Ogling a R-rated Magazine Hard, Hes Bald With Green and Blue sun glasses on, White T-shirt, Long Brown Pants, Sandles, a Purple turtle Shell on his back, A Long white beard/Mustache, and a Brown Cane

Master Roshi: He looks back at you What you looking at? Can't a old Man look at His magazine in peace... It's a Martial arts magazine he then peeks at it for a second and then look back at you quickly now run along then...