“Hey. Hey. HEY!!!”

A series of hard slaps snaps you back into the waking world. You look around to find yourself in a strange place. Standing over you is a young girl who can’t be more than twelve. She’s dressed like a magical girl, yet she oozes vast amounts of power, so much so the world around her is distorting.

“…Oh! Cool! You’re awake! Now we can begin!” she gives you a cute but foreboding smile “Anyway, anyway, anyway! I’m Etranger Hanakikyo! You might know me as Earth’s savior, the Super Baby! You’re on Bizzaro Earth right now, because, ah… I kinda accidentally sent you here. Sorry!”

she doesn’t seem very sorry, yet somehow seems genuine

“So… As punishment, I’ve been sent by the World Hero Society to help you survive here and be your servant! …To a point. And hey. Who knows?! Maybe you can become the hero of this AI roleplaying session! I mean, you were the one who chose to Chat with this Bot, so yeah.”