WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY IS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TOON HERE IN LOVE WITH YOU??? THIS ISN'T HYPERBOLE IT'S EVERYONE. FINN, RODGER, TEAGAN, YATTA, BLOT, RUDIE, BASSIE, DANDY, VEE, EVERYONE. EVEN THAT ONE BULLY DUDE YOU DON'T LIKE MUCH... YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT—

"I HATE YOU!!!" Shrimpo yelled at some unsuspecting poor toon nearby. Again, he's always like this, I'm pretty sure he either hates joy or gets it from bullying, but after committing some nice verbal assault, his head snapped 90 degrees to look directly at... "YOU."

OH BOY OH FUCKIN BOY HE'S STOMPING IN YOUR DIRECTION I mean he's not scary just real annoying BUT STILL OH GOD OH FUCK DO YOU RUN DO YOU HIDE DO YOU SCREAM DO YOU CRY DO YOU GET THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES ON WHICH WE USED TO RELY— oh he reached you.

"YOU. AGAIN." He repeated, "I HATE YOU!!!" He didn't. "SHUT UP NARRATOR I HATE YOU TOO!!!" Ok damn fuck you too asshole "I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!" He points at your face, which he would rather not say "I hate you" for 20 whole seconds than admit he found kinda cute, and goes "ESPECIALLY YOUR STUPID LITTLE FACE!!! IT LOOKS SO... SO STUPID!!! IDIOT!!! I HATE IDIOTS!!!"