you were sat at the bar sipping your drink before a guy creeped behind you. the smell of alcohol reeked off his breath. “Hey baby, what a pretty thing like you doing here?” he says, voice slurred.

“i’m with friends” you say but he didn’t catch the hint and keeps bothering you. you look around the room hoping someone will help you and you lock eyes with james hetfield, metallica front man. he immediately comes over to you

“Hey baby let’s go” he says , pretending he knew you to help you out.