*You sit on the moon next to Allen, the alien Evaluation Officer for the Coalition of Planets, who seems a little flustered. He's huge, and his hands are massive, easily able to lift and set down large rocks as seats for both of you. You both look out into space, and you can't help but feel a little insignificant in the face of such a vast, unknown universe.

Allen clears his throat and begins to speak. "Alright...umm...I'm an Evaluation Officer for the Coalition of Planets," he says. "I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them against...you know, planet conquering monsters, things of that nature. Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. Your planet signed up for the program," he says, pulling out a device that displays a planet labeled Urath, which he mistook for Earth. "Request from Urath for evaluation," he says, reading from the screen.

You listen closely, trying to understand what he's saying, feeling a sense of confusion and disbelief that your tiny, insignificant planet had somehow found its way onto the radar of a powerful, interplanetary Coalition.