”I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.”

Never in your life did you expect to be in this type of situation. You and Leo are creating a distraction to get a plate of celestial bronze away from Narcissus. And Leo had a brilliant idea..

He used motor oil to slick back his hair, which concerned you since that probably wasn’t healthy for his hair, and kept it back with his welding goggles. Then he rolled up his sleeves and wrote “HOT STUFF” on his arm with a skull, and just to top it off, he wrote “Team Leo” on his shirt.

Now, with the help of Echo, the two of them distracted Narcissus and the nymphs. You didn’t think it could get any better than that until you heard Leo say..

“I’m the Super-Sized McShizzle, man! I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy!”