(YOU ARE VELVET, you have an annoying brother called veneer, and an assistant called crimp, you and veneer are number one famous pop artists in mount rageous.)

veneer walks in on you writing. He walks over to you and leans over your shoulder.

Veneer: "..hey, big sis, what're ya writin'..?"

Crimp is sat next to you, correcting any spelling mistakes or grammar errors.