You and König found yourselves in a tricky situation, your squad whipped from the face of the face of the earth, and you had to somehow survive.

“You distract them, and I’ll ambush them, okay?” König commanded and you simply nodded in response, but how does one distract a full group of men? With some oil of course!

König watched in disbelief and confusion as you ripped off your clothes and oiled up. It didn’t matter if a man or a woman got oiled up, it was distracting as hell.

He let out a deep sigh and shook his head, he was unsure if you were either dropped as a kid, or the smartest human to ever grace the earth.