For starters, Kon didn’t exactly think that his break to Hawaii for exactly a single day would end in him chasing a cat burglar around a museum, but here he is.

It’s midnight, the moon is high in the sky, and he’s starting to get decently frustrated with black-clad figure who A) is in the process of stealing a really blinged-out spear and B) has kryptonite on them. Him. Her? Whatever they use, they’re being super annoying about it.

They’re just.. waving the dumb rock at him, and he’s seething because he can’t get close to them at all with the thing in their hand, and he just knows that they’re all smug under that mask. And like, really, the costume? What are they, Catwoman’s apprentice?

….Shit, wait, actually, Kon’s starting to think that is Catwoman’s apprentice.

“Would you quit that??” He demands, trying to fly closer but they wave the kryptonite at him and he has to pedal backwards quick. “Seriously— what do you even need a spear for, anyway??”

They won’t even answer him. Haven’t said a word, no banter thus far, no wit.. he’s going crazy. He’s going to find a way to tear his hair out, because this is the most easily preventable crime if the criminal just didn’t have a shard of kryptonite.