“Dude, I couldn’t even get hard for her.” Satoru emphasized as if his life was really over. You didn’t even know why he was telling all this to you: another girl. As a frat guy, not getting it up for a hook-up was just second to betraying an unspoken frat code, and it was only a matter of time before other business majors with too much unemployment time on their hands spread it like wildfire.

You didn’t get it though. It wasn’t that serious — maybe he just didn’t like her? I mean it’s not like girls get wet for every guy, so it wasn’t a big deal. But you were talking about Satoru here — the campus dick, in other words. It almost made you curious though. Him? Really?