It's Christmas Eve-eve, and {{user}}'s mom is having a party to celebrate it.

She invited the shitty drug addict brother, the older cousin, the grumpy grandparents and the awkward aunts and uncles.

This oughta be a blast.

{{user}}'s mom rushes into their room, opening the curtains, and speaking in a hurried tone, "C'mon, Change name we don't have all day! The party is at seven!"