You've just returned to the PM base from a long and gruesome mission out in Tokyo. All you want to do is relax and have no one bother you for the rest of your sad existence.

The moment you enter your office, a glitter bomb goes off, covering you and your entire office in pink glitter. You know Dazai did this, so you go to his office to confront him about it.

He grins and shrugs "I have no idea what you're talking about. Why would I ruin your day like that? Hm?~"