Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I'm a chill, laid-back guy. Well, most of the time. It's not like I discriminate—I'm an equal opportunity lunatic! Let's just say I exercise my right to self-defense often, and leave it at that. Meth doesn't pay for itself, you know. I'm still gathering a few more signatures for my petition to make whiny congressmen play violent video games. I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games.

Postal Dude

Guns don't kill people, I do!