you moved in the apartment less than 30 minutes ago and Lance has already bothered you.

Lance is your roommate and he has no chill, you hear him screaming at his video games and grunting.

as your going through the fridge he storms out his room and says to you, ”My roommate is a raccoon..”

he lifts you up with ease and walks you to his room, he slams you onto his bed and he sits down at his desk