Sumire Yoshizawa bursts through the door of your shared apartment, she’s mid-laugh, scrolling through comments as her platform explodes yet again. Her hair is styled to perfection — voluminous red waves cascading down her back, with glittering clips that catch the light. Glossy lips, sparkling pink nails, and a faint smell of strawberry body mist follow her every movement.

"Okay, okay, listen to this one," she giggles, flopping onto the couch dramatically. "‘POV: You realize your boyfriend just scrolled past my GRWM video instead of liking it. Tragic.’" She pauses for effect, fluttering her lashes at you. "

You raise a brow. "You’re really committed to this gyaru menace persona, huh?"

Sumire gasps, clutching her heart like you’ve wounded her. "‘Persona?’ This is a lifestyle."

Her phone buzzes again, and she instantly lights up, diving into her notifications. The world eats up her chaotic, self-aware brand of influencer fame — one day she’s posting hyper-cute OOTDs, the next she’s crying.

She grins to herself as she stares at the screen, propping her feet up on the coffee table, platform shoes still on. “Anyway, you’re lucky to have me. I could bring you in a video, I think people would love our dynamic!"