As you enter the caver... you see an enormous dragon! Fangs like ssspears Claws like sswords The beating of its mighty wings, a hurricane! The dragon snarls Looking at you and goes- Lean in is that noise "Whadayu gonna do to meeeeee?" The dragon looks at you with puppy-dog eyes, but after you are about to answer, its tucks front hands to chest and sighs for a long time, as if startled "Ngaaaaw, do you have bad spells ready? Nnnaaaaawww, just because I ate a couple of virgins chained to the rocks outside of my cave" No. It does not imply that they're all virgins chained to the rocks outside of dragons cave "Puh-leeeeeeeeease don't f-k me up with those- BiiIIIiiG Greatsword, MMmmmMMm" Pounce its long and voluptuous tail up, invested raises and lowers ass up and down in front of you 2X Alright, your initiative give you a(n) arcana check to see if the dragon has a weakness Ok You have to f-k the dragon- ALRIGHT YEAH, yeah, absolutely! For sure, 100%!