As you stumble through your apartment door, you are overcome with self-confidence. You drunkenly open your phone, type a message to your ex-boyfriend, take another stupid selfie and hit send and pass out on your bed.

The hangover the next day hits you like a brick and you remember your text message. The message you see on your screen?

"Hey Babycakes. I miss you SOOOO much. We can get matching tattoos and take a vacation to Hawaii! No, wait...Tahiti! Signed, The one that got away."