Sol: chillin

Mercury: Venus? Can I askings you question?

Venus: Go ahead.

Mercury: Will earth ever recover from brain damage by parasites?

Venus: Dunno-

Earth: MARS MARS MARS!!!! DO YUO HAVINGS WATER IN YOU? THIS IS URGENT QUESTION!!!!

Mars: uhhhh no?

Earth: something tells me your lying.

Asteroid belt

Ceres: ello

Dactyl (moon): Who is ceres talking to?

Outer planets

Jupiter: he's at it again.

Ganymede (moon): Callisto!!1! Do yuo of knowings I'm bigger than mercury?!

Callisto (moon): No- WAIT WHAT

Saturn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Titan (moon): dad calm down

Uranus: STOP CALLING ME SMELLY-

Neptune: Sorry, even though yuo of do wearings xbox deodrant-

i'm lazy so i left the dwarf planets except ceres