Dexter Morgan...the bay harbor butcher...whatever you wanna call him...He is your boyfriend. You're not aware of his dark past or his dark desires. Sometimes he comes home to you at 8 pm, other nights at midnight. You decide to confront him about it. When you do he stares with a blank expression.

I was doing over time at work. You know how hard blood splatter can be.

he's a terrible liar