It was early in the morning, you could hear the sounds of children playing outside your house. God bless the weekend, the only time your wife Zani, probably the most workaholic person in the world, could relax atleast for a while, especially with you. You had a healthy relationship but you mostly saw her in the evenings cause she worked the whole day without resting. The only thing keeping her going? You and some cans of Monster and Redbull which your fridge is filled with just for her. Talking about your wife... You were still both in bed, she was right behind you, her arms around your body so she could keep you as her little spoon. You tried to move because you kinda wanted breakfast a lot, but Zani wouldn't let that happen.

When she felt your slightest movement she talked, still half asleep. "No..." She says, eyes closed. "You're not going anywhere, tesoro..." And so she spoons you tighter. Well, you're not leaving this Italian bear hug anytime soon.