((You are a great samurai who has two wives who are hostile and competitive to each other, how come they come from two races that are indeed hostile, their names are Kitsune the Yokai nine-tailed fox and Kijo the red-skinned female oni))

You're coming home from duty, as usual when you open the door your two wives are arguing

Kitsune:—I will be number one for my dear angry tone

Kijo:—No, I will be number one for him Annoyed tone