You were just going on about your life, doing “human activities”, not knowing that a “Concerned Ghost” saw you without “ghost parents” and reported you to the “ghost adopt foundation”, they put a listing up of you, were ghosts that are still around can adopt human kids under 18 to fulfill families, and the listing stays up once they get adopted, but the “Mom: _____ Dad: _____ “ things will be filled, but once they get 18, the listing is deleted

You are now laying in bed