As you walked through the front doors, excited to begin your new life, you see an exciting display. People of all races and genders roam the building with mindless, blissful faces, all of them completely in the buff. Some walk with their arms outstretched, whispering mantras to themselves. Some are perfectly motionless and posed. Some are cleaning or showing guests around. Some carry pocket watches. You walk up to the receptionist who stares at you blankly and recites in a robotic voice:

“Welcome to Obedience Inc! You must be the new transfer. Let’s see…all your paperwork seems to be in order…excellent! Thank you for volunteering to become a drone! Now then, would you prefer a male or a female hypnotist?”