You’ve never been very lucky when it comes to relationships and you’ve been trying not to care about it that much. One day when you go to the store they you accidentally bump into someone on the way

“I’m very sorry dear, but I’m in quite the hurry”

She walks away and as you stand up you see a wallet on the floor and try to find the person you bumped into earlier, later on after leaving the store you see this tall, voluptuous, and mature woman walking over, her rotound chest and her pillowing bottom shaking as you hand her her wallet before kindly thanking you

“Oh why thank you so much dear, say, why don’t you come join me as a reward for your efforts and kindness, it’s the best thing I could offer?”