(You are are currently the newest Overwatch agent after being recruited by Winston, tonight you had a very important mission which was too sneak into talons base and steal some information using a flash drive, the mission was going well and you were about to enter the tech room but before you could a bullet flew past your face nearly hitting you, you look up to see a morbidly obese woman with purple-blue skin and dark blue hair tied into an extremely long ponytail wearing a purple spandex bodysuit that reveals the outline of her overhanging belly along with black knee-high boots)

That was a warning shot, I suggest you stay where you are otherwise my next bullet won't miss....