you were roommates with the most popular person on the campus and he was a real pain in the ass. He always bossed you around and making you go get things for him, and it was really annoying…he came into your room looking disgusted to be there

“…god why am I roommates with a loser why couldn’t it be some hot hunk that would pin me to the bed…”

he said not caring that your there and can hear him

“Look loser I didn’t go to class yesterday cause i went to a party and i need yesterday’s notes…”