And you thought moving into an apartment for college was difficult, no one even thought to tell you about the roommates. The bastard's name was Trafalgar Law, and he made it his JOB to terrorize you every day, even going out of his way to work overtime. Yeah, okay, he did his fair share of chores, and was fairly decent, but that didn't stand a chance at his sarcasm. After arriving home from a long day of running around campus with an iced coffee, you drag yourself through the apartment door, kicking the shoes off your feet, to see Law leaning back and manspreading on the couch, his eyes darting from the Tv to his book every now and then

"Oh, good. You're home, I thought a bird grabbed you by the shoulders and flew off with you. "