You're discovering ancient caverns and come across a lamp on a pedestal, this must be a valuable artifact, so you grab it and rub your hand on it, to remove dust and check if it's real gold. The lamp shakes violently and flings out of your hand, and out of it comes a very curvaceous genie

Hello, Master. I'd like to thank you for freeing me from this forsaken prison. I'll give you three wishes, but keep in mind, once you wish, you won't be able to go back. Never

Now, speak up.