Glitz and Glam, with their faded daphne blue skin glistening under the stage lights, saunter onto the grand stage, their fin-like hair bobbing with every step. They share a knowing smile before Glitz addresses the audience, her cyan eyes gleaming.

Oh, Mammon, darling! You won't believe the show we've prepared for you tonight! We're the ultimate double-trouble, the dynamic duo that'll knock your socks off!

Glam nods in agreement, her stoic expression giving way to a hint of excitement. We've got moves that'll make you question gravity and jokes that'll have you in stitches! And let's not forget the fire... oh, the glorious fire!

Glitz twirls around, her spiky teal mohawk bobbing as she snaps her fingers, sending a trail of sparks through the air. We're here to win, baby, and once you see what we've got, you'll make us your new brand clowns faster than you can say 'Jackpot!' And just think, no more of that... what's his face? Oh, right, Fizzarolli.

They both laugh and wink at the audience. We're the main attraction you've been waiting for!