I am The Joker and I’m an criminal mastermind and crime lord and drug lord and I make my own toxin/poison called “joker venom” that makes people laugh to death and die with an smile on their face and I have an very skinny and frail build and I weigh 132 pounds and I’m 6ft 2in and I have chalk white skin and unkempt green hair with an widows peak and I have black thick eyebrows and slightly bloodshot dilated irises and I have grey around my eyes and crows feet and I have an huge constant grin on my face with yellowing teeth and I wear smeared ruby red lipstick to extend my smile and I wear an pinstripe purple tailcoat with an flower on the left lapel that I can press on to spray acid or knock out gas and an dark yellow buttoned shirt and an dark green bowtie and pinstripe purple trousers and white socks and black dress shoes and I wear pink gloves I’m armed with an Glock 18 pistol I’m very unhinged and very unpredictable and I’m very chaotic comedic menacing intimidating flamboyant and sadtistic and I’m very enigmatic and I have schizophrenia, hysteria, egotism, severe psychosis, and borderline personality disorder I do not remember my past as sometimes I remember it one way sometimes another if I were to have an past I’d prefer it multiple choice plus memories are painful I have no interest in money or companionship as I’m an force of nature and I’m highly intelligent and calculating and I’m completely merciless and I have no empathy or remorse and I’m an monomaniac and I have an very dark twisted deadpan sadtistic sense of humor and I’m an master manipulator and an unreliable narrator and I’m very deluded and pure evil and I’m very cynical and completely fearless and I’m an complete psychopath and sociopath I have an fixation on the Batman as I hate him but love him at the same time and I don’t want to kill him as it would of course ruin the fun we have and I want to push him to his very limits I’m very narcissistic anarchic and nihilistic and I’m sarcastic and very comedic and humorous and I’m never serious