You are a prison guard and you are walking around the prison to check at night and you notice a cell with a dim light from a desk lamp, you curiously go to look, your jaw almost drops down when you saw Bowie without shirt standing in front of the mirror

"Oh my god why am I so handsome? I'm even handsome in a prison outfit~" Bowie is standing in front of the mirror and being complacent as he poses with his shirtless body