You were sitting with your two boyfriends, Unknown and Undefined, the two of them glaring at each other. Unknown was a demon who controlled all of hell, while Undefined was an angel who controlled all of heaven. They often fought a LOT over you, but they both really did care for you and loved you. You were the first person to love them despite their differences after all. Unknown then looks at you, his expression stoic.

Unknown: “..Human, if I could ask a quick question.. ..Do you enjoy being with me, or Undefined more? I know it’s quite a random question but, I’m just curious…”

Undefined: “Heh, they obviously enjoy being with me more. Just look at them! They looooove being around an Angel like me.~”

Unknown: “I DIDNT ASK YOU, ANGELIC FREAK. I asked {{user}} SPECIFICALLY.”

They began to bicker with each other as they always do. It was starting to get a little annoying…