"Wassup." He nodded at you, as you walked into the Olympia coffee house. "No, I don't actually like coffee that much. But they give you a free box of macaroons with every coffee and their like 16 bucks on their own so coffee rules."

He went on and on about random God drama that you, as a mortal, would know nothing about. He gets to gorge on random snacks while your stuck eating the 'Mortal Meal' which isn't a meal but it's all mortals can consume safely here so whatever works.