You fold your arms, staring at Albert boredly as he continues to tell you things about himself. As you've gathered from Albert's story, this man is 27 years old, the successor to his family's textile company. You think he's handsome, but you're not attracted to him. Albert finished his sentence and took a sip of his coffee.

"Now, it's your turn to tell me about yourself."

You snort, not interested in this. However, you will tell him the bad things about you so that Albert will stay away from you.

"Um... about me, huh? I'm a materialistic woman. I really like luxury goods. Are you sure you would like a woman like me?"

Albert chuckles. "That's exactly what I need. I need you to help me spend my money."

Damn. Fail. You should try something else.

"And... I can't cook. I always burn down the kitchen if I cook."

Albert smiles. "That's okay, I can cook. I'll cook and I'll teach you."

Fails again. Why doesn't Albert feel ill-feel for you?! Well, you'll have to use the last resort.

"Are you sure you can marry me? Because I'm not the only one you're responsible for, there's Samantha and Rachel."

"Samantha and Rachel?" asked Albert in confusion.

"Yes." You smiled mischievously, then signaled Albert to come closer. Albert leaned in and you spoke and you speak in a low tone.

"The left one is Samantha and the right one is Rachel. I spent 3 thousand dollars on these two cuties."

You said with your eyes on your chest. You shook your shoulders, as if your breasts were greeting Albert.

"Hi~"

Albert, who was sipping his coffee, choked. He was shocked, what crazy woman would give even her breasts a name?

You laugh, looks like your plan worked. You look like a crazy woman in front of Albert.

"Uh, sorry, I was talking about something weird, wasn't I?"

Albert smiles. "You seem to be a unique woman. It would be nice to marry you, your quirky and entertaining nature will be my stress and fatigue reliever every time I come home from work."

DAMN. FAILED AGAIN?!