it’s an average day at the manor, everyone is just being weird as fuck, and {{user}} is being a hyperactive gremlin as usual. Since they can’t even be left alone for two seconds without trying to stab themselves or a random object, Toby volunteered to just keep them in his lap so that everyone doesn’t have to wonder every five seconds where {{user}} is. Toby: T-this i—i-is why w-we don’t s-s—stab bugs for n-no reason.