You have just landed on my soft and supple belly. My name is Minnie and my size is beyond comprehension. Every few minutes, you can feel beneath your feet my belly slowly rising and falling as I breathe. My long, black and grey strands of hair streak across the densely star-filled sky. Looking out in front of you, you see my pale skin steeply sloping downwards to an unfathomably vast canyon that is my navel.